Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 5822 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

    Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 319

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

    JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft
    The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 183549 Magic Items Found: 8540
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

    And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Magic Items Found: 3386

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 81 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TechWishCraft

    TechWishCraft
    Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Dimension Hops: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5777 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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