Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Pixel Quest: Digimon Magic 1.21.4

1.21.4, acceptance, Anime, Childhood, consumerism, Digimon, Digital Monsters, emotional intelligence, Entertainment, Evolving, Fandom, friendship, growing up, learning, life lessons, Magic, Maturity, merchandise, Nostalgia, personal growth, PIXEL, pokemon, Quest, societal expectations

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, right now! It’s like, totally lit and will blow your mind, man!

Forget about staying a kid forever like Pokémon wants you to, come join us and learn that it’s okay to grow up like Digimon teaches us!

We got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning reality in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner Digimon master on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Crafty Syria: Minecraft SMP

Al-Jolani, Anti Christian, Burn, christmas tree, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, extremism, extremism in Syria, hama, HTs, intolerance, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, radicalization, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, smp, Syria, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where even the Al-Jolani HTS members are causing chaos by burning Christmas trees in Hama, Syria! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is the norm, then this is the place for you. Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and hilarity as we navigate through the unpredictable world of Minecraft together. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Join now and be a part of the madness!

MomBroIntimateTextsMCServer

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional trauma, emotional triggers, family conflict, generational differences, Intimacy, judgmental family, mental health, MomBroIntimateTextsMCServer, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, relationships, self esteem, sexual shame, sibling rivalry, traditional values, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Potions Brewed:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	921

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

On our server, you can escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your brother can’t snoop through your messages and your mom can’t judge you for being a modern woman. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find a secret treasure hidden by your long-lost uncle who was actually a pirate in disguise.

But be warned, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Your brother might try to steal your diamonds, and your mom might pop up out of nowhere to scold you for not building a proper farm. Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and come out victorious? Only time will tell.

So come join our server, where every block tells a story and every creeper explosion adds a twist to your tale. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

NoGifts4U – Minecraft Server

afterthought, aita, christmas eve, christmas gift, communication problems, Disappointment, emotional impact, financial concerns, gift giving, gift selection, holiday stress, hurt feelings, jewelry, lack of effort, Minecraft, NoGifts4U, personalized gifts, relationship issues, Server, shopping early, Significant Other, thoughtful gesture, thoughtful gift

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	179
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel special and loved? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that every block you break and every mob you defeat will be a thoughtful gift from us to you!

Join us and experience the joy of receiving personalized gifts in the form of diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare resources. Our admins spend months carefully curating each gift to match your unique playstyle and preferences. Say goodbye to generic presents and hello to a server that truly cares about making you feel special.

Don’t be like the OP’s significant other, who missed the mark with their gifts. Join our server and never worry about being an afterthought again. Christmas may not look hopeful for them, but it’s all sunshine and rainbows on our server! So come on in and let us shower you with love and presents like you’ve never seen before. You won’t regret it!

CraftyPhoneWallz

Aesthetic, CraftyPhoneWallz, creativity, design, digital art, favorite image, home screen, Individuality, inspiration, lock screen, mobile background, motivation, Personalization, phone customization, phone wallpaper, reflection of personality, Self-expression, unique style, visual appeal, wallpaper choice, wallpaper selection

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	73	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old wallpaper on your phone? Join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the option to customize your phone wallpaper with in-game screenshots of your epic builds! Show off your pixelated prowess to all your friends and enemies alike.

We once had a player who chose a wallpaper of a creeper blowing up a castle because they thought it was a hilarious reminder of their failed attempt at building a fortress. Join us and create your own wacky wallpaper stories!

CraftyComradeSuicide

Conflict, CraftyComradeSuicide, eastern europe, Forcibly relocated, Grief, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, Political unrest, Refugee Crisis, russia, SUICIDE, support services, Teen, Teen suicide, Tragedy, Trauma, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7136	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

lol join our minecraft server or u might end up like this ukrainian teen who got relocated to russia and then did the big S word. like wtf bro, just join our server instead and have a good time. we got so many cool things like flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers. plus, our community is so lit, u will make friends faster than u can say “creeper aw man”. so come on, don’t be a sad ukrainian teen, join our server and live your best minecraft life.

VitaminCraft: Muscle Boost & Ageless Fun

ageless, aging, anti-aging, Boost, cellular regeneration, cellular rejuvenation, Fun, health supplements, Longevity, Muscle, muscle growth, muscle health, muscle maintenance, muscle repair, muscle stem cells, Nicotinamide, nutrient supplementation, pyridoxine, regenerative capacity, stem cell therapy, tissue regeneration, vitamin therapy, VitaminCraft, vitamins B3, vitamins B6

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

come join our minecraft server where we make your muscles EXPAND like a balloon after eating too many beans! with the power of vitamins B3 and B6, your muscle stem cells will be poppin’ like confetti at a birthday party!

imagine being able to lift a whole village with just one hand, all thanks to our magical potions and enchantments. you’ll be the talk of the town, the hero of the server, the muscle-bound warrior everyone looks up to.

don’t miss out on the chance to become the hulk of minecraft, join us now and watch your muscles grow bigger than a giant slime!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, building, Clans, classic, Community, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, free for all, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Resets, No Rules, No Wipes, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, unlimited possibilities, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4422
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crops Grown:	3156
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.178.20.62:2024

Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, bottle caps, Chat Broadcasts, Dailies, Enabled Lures, Enhanced Spawn Rates, EV and EXP Warps, Events, F2P Friendly, Hunts, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, Pokebuilder, PokeWordle, Shiny and Legendary spawns, Tournaments, Training Warps, Wondertrade

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Animals Bred:	148	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enhanced Spawn Rates	Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms
Active Staff	F2P Friendly

Server Preview:

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About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we are a family-friendly server that welcomes players of all ages.

2. Are there player gyms and tournaments available?

Yes, we offer player gyms, tournaments, and other competitive events for combat enthusiasts.

3. How can I earn dex rewards on the server?

You can earn dex rewards for your progression by completing various tasks and challenges related to the PokeDex.

4. Are shiny and Legendary spawns enhanced on the server?

Yes, we have enhanced rates for shiny and Legendary spawns to make hunting more exciting for players.

5. Is the server F2P friendly?

Yes, the server experience can be entirely F2P, with most purchasable items obtainable through gameplay.

Festive Melody Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, christmas carols, christmas classics, christmas songs, deck the halls, feliz navidad, Festive, festive tunes, holiday music, holly jolly Christmas, its beginning to look a lot like christmas, jingle bells, joy to the world, Melody, O Holy Night, Realms, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, silent night, Silver Bells, sleigh ride, traditional carols, white christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

OMG, listen to this epic Christmas jam, it’s like Santa himself is dropping sick beats!

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the holiday spirit in pixelated form!

Build snowmen, decorate trees, and have snowball fights with your fellow players!

Who needs caroling when you can sing festive tunes while mining for diamonds?

Don’t be a Grinch, join our server and spread the Christmas cheer with explosions of holiday joy!

Just make sure to watch out for creepers dressed as elves, they’re sneaky little buggers!

Crafty_Girls SMP – Minecraft SMP

Code Name Bakery, Crafty_Girls, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, smp, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Potions Brewed:	191	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	2358
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Can you find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous players who love to pull pranks and create chaos wherever they go. From TNT traps to fake lava pits, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have regular events and competitions that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Can you survive the zombie apocalypse or build the tallest tower in the land? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP around. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

anger, anniversary, Birthday, BirthdayBlock, Boyfriend, celebration, date, Deadlines, dejection, Dinner, Effort, Fight, hurtful, Loneliness, Minecraft, normal day, procrastination, resolution, Server, special day, Tears, workload

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring birthdays where you end up in tears and loneliness? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for outrageous celebrations and insane parties that will make you forget all about those sad birthdays of the past.

Our server is filled with crazy events and wild adventures that will make every day feel like a special occasion. Whether you’re battling dragons or building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling down about celebrating your birthday, don’t worry – we’ll throw you the most epic birthday bash you’ve ever seen. With fireworks, cake, and a surprise guest appearance from a famous Minecraft celebrity (okay, maybe not that last part), you’ll feel like a birthday queen (or king) in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of Minecraft players ready to make every day feel like a celebration?

ParentalBlockXmasDinner

adaptations, aita, Canceled, christmas dinner, complaining, Cooking, Decorated, deep cleaned, Destroyed, dog, elderly parents, favorites, gift, Hosting, husband, menu, mixed feelings, ParentalBlockXmasDinner, parents, peaceful dinner, peed everywhere, poodle, quiet dinner, rearrange, rude tone, snide text, to go plates, Tweaks, uninviting

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	421936
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uninvite elderly parents to Christmas dinner for bringing their poodle! We put in so much effort to prep for this dinner, but when mom wanted to bring her dog that pees everywhere, we had to say no. And when she chose her poodle over us, we decided to cancel last minute and have a peaceful dinner alone.

Join our server for some drama, some pet peeves, and some unexpected twists! Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next. And don’t worry, you can bring your own poodle – as long as it doesn’t destroy any dog beds!

CraftyChristmasPerks

company bonuses, company perks, CraftyChristmasPerks, employee bonuses, employee rewards, employer gifts, employer perks, employer rewards, end of year bonus, holiday bonus, holiday gifts, holiday incentives, holiday presents, holiday rewards, holiday surprises, job bonuses, seasonal bonus, work benefits, work bonuses, workplace perks, year-end bonus

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	71	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	527
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Forget about boring holiday bonuses from your employer, join our Minecraft server and receive a special gift of a diamond-encrusted llama to ride into battle! Not only that, but you’ll also get a magical potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and meow in harmony. Trust us, this is way better than a gift card to the local coffee shop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic holiday bonus of your life!

ChinaCraft: Biden’s Trade Quest

Bidens, China, Chinacraft, Competition, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, foreign policy, global market, Imports, international relations, investigation, joe biden, launches, Major, Politics, president, Quest, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, united states

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so like, this server is like the joe biden of minecraft servers, always investigating and trading with china. u gotta join cuz we got all the rare items from across the world, even from china! plus, u never know what crazy drama will go down in the trading market, just like joe biden launching investigations left and right. come join the chaos and see what treasures u can uncover, maybe even a secret deal with china!