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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3650 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!