I mean, if you’re into being a Corroncho like that guy, then this server is perfect for you. It’s like a virtual trip to a parallel universe where everything is just a little off-kilter. So come on, join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together. Who knows, maybe you’ll come out the other side with a whole new perspective on life. Or maybe you’ll just lose your mind completely. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
But anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to meet all sorts of interesting characters who will either shower you with love or accuse you of being a terrible friend for not responding to their messages within 0.5 seconds. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, let me tell you.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe someone will send you a gif saying “I will protect thee m’lady” because apparently, that’s a thing now. So come on down to this server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.” It’s a wild ride, my friends.
Picture this: You’re at a rave with your friends, being the designated driver because you’re a broke college student. But wait, the real party starts when you leave the rave and find out your car has been broken into! Not only is your puffer jacket missing, but your friend’s phone is gone too. And guess what? The center console is broken and your speaker is missing. Who knew a night out could turn into a real-life mystery?
But the fun doesn’t stop there! With over 35 cars broken into that night, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. And don’t worry about donating to your friend for her stolen phone, because on our server, we believe in taking responsibility for your own belongings (and your own adventures)!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a night at a rave in a sketchy part of town, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual puffer jackets and missing speakers along the way.
But wait, there’s more! We have this tradition where we all build giant statues of chickens and sacrifice them to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races, it’s the most intense competition you’ll ever witness in your life!
So if you’re ready to join a server where the crazier, the better, then come on over and join us! Just make sure you bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the entrance fee, because things are about to get wild in here! 🐔💥💎 #BestSMPever #DirtBlockSuperpowers
Join us if you’ve ever wanted to steal diamonds from other players, grief their builds, or even start a virtual riot in the town square. The more chaos you cause, the more rewards you’ll receive!
One player even managed to build a giant statue of themselves out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of spawn, causing mass hysteria and lag for days. It was a sight to behold, and we’re still cleaning up the aftermath.
So if you’re a rebel at heart and want to unleash your inner troublemaker, come join our server and break all the rules without consequences. Just don’t blame us if the virtual police come knocking on your door!
Drakensforge is meant to bring a medieval fantasy setting where roleplay is to be kept alive on a small survival server. Join as a hermit or with a party to build a kingdom, your choice is yours, but do no harm to those that don’t deserve it and keep the light of friendship burning evermore. Write down your story and have it as a beacon through eternity.
194.164.96.151:25614
A brand-new semi-vanilla, survival, small Minecraft server!
| ✨ | Multiple Set Homes |
| 🌍 | Random Teleport / RTP |
| 🏡 | Grief Prevention Land Claim |
| 🔮 | Teleport /TPA and /BACK |
| ⚔️ | PVP Toggle (only in overworld, nether and end are forced PVP) |
| 🎉 | Awesome Daily Rewards |
| 🗳️ | Outstanding Voting Rewards (Double rewards on Wednesdays!) |
| 💀 | Hard Mode Server |
| 📝 | NPC Quests |
| 🌐 | Player-Created Warps |
| ⛏️ | Vein Miner |
| 🎊 | Frequent Community Events |
| ⛔ | No Resets (World border expands for new terrain generation) |
| 👑 | Free Player Roles |
| 🎩 | /Hat & 🪑 /Sit |
| 🛒 | Shops |
| 💀 | Player Heads |
| ⚰️ | Graves to help save your items |
Forget about boring solo adventures, on our server you’ll never have to worry about going alone. We have a vibrant community of players who will always have your back, even if you’re just there for the vibrations.
And just like the ticket debacle, we offer a unique payment system where you can owe your friends in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old cash. Who needs receipts when you can settle debts with precious gems?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy concert-like situation that will leave you laughing for days. See you there!
But wait, it gets even better! You can join this server and do all sorts of illegal stuff that’s actually not illegal at all! Like, you can steal all the diamonds from other players and claim them as your own, but it’s totally fine because it’s just a game, right? And you can prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens and then blaming it on the Ender Dragon.
So, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and do all the things that people think are illegal but actually aren’t, then you gotta come play with us! Just be prepared for the chaos and craziness that awaits you. See you there, fellow blockheads!
