Lost in Minecraft: ‘Which way, white man?’

NoStressCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchantments Applied:	165

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Animals Bred:	195	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	98
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	9740
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Emeralds Found:	586
Runes Activated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Items Found:	3785
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	209

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Potions Brewed:	119
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7845	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ores Mined:	4919	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	252	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

Players:	97/300	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1