Lost in Minecraft: ‘Which way, white man?’

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Animals Bred:	176	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Ores Mined:	4823
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Star Shards Collected:	285	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Potions Brewed:	158	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	172671	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2895
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Emeralds Found:	270
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Emeralds Found:	9136
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6427	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	6003

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7619	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Votes:	8392

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	109/400	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3