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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2861 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.