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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8387 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 8290 | Towns Built: | 10 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.