Lost Causes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	218	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Towns Built:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mines Excavated:	4207	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	140	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Crops Grown:	4505
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	1820	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3139	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Items Found:	7651	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Towns Built:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4468	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Mines Excavated:	2805
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	4257
Emeralds Found:	2230	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10