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Loserworld
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Players: 102/100 Votes: 4881
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 286 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2

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  • SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

    SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 5516
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 5

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    hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

    we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

    epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

    so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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  • Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

    Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6415
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

    Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

    And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

    So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

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  • ShowerCam Minecraft Server

    ShowerCam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 594
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

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  • BlockBucksBaeSplitter

    BlockBucksBaeSplitter
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 561
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Mines Excavated: 1329 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

    Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

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  • PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

    PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4229
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1593 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

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    Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

    And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

    So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

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  • BlockyBedroomFun

    BlockyBedroomFun
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 809
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2600 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

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    Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

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  • TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

    TalibanBucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8414
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

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    so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

    rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8922
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3425 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

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    This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

    rrdd.aternos.me:36149

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  • Craftocracy

    Craftocracy
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 109
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1471 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
    Roleplay Level 2% Serious
    Key Feature Server Legislature for voting on proposals
    Special Event 2nd Presidential Election

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the server’s primary democratic function? The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
    What type of proposals can be submitted? Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
    When is the upcoming Presidential Election? This week, don’t miss it!
    How can I join the server? Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

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  • Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

    Hate Online Dating 1.20.3
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 5842
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

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    Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

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  • Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

    Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 9725
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1273 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Farms Harvested: 507
    Gods Slained: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

    Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

    So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

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  • ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

    ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2991
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9443 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Crops Grown: 5575
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

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    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

    👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

    🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

    🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

    💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

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  • Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

    Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 9867
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Zombie Dances: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

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    OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

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  • Space Cuck Island

    Space Cuck Island
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 4474
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

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    Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

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  • SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

    SecretSongLoverMC-SMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 8917
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 187
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

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    OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

    But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

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