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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8017 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 5425 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground club where all the losers hang out. We have dance parties with skeletons, karaoke nights with zombies, and even a fashion show for all the players wearing mismatched armor. Who needs to be a winner when you can be a loser with style?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Loser Olympics. Compete in events like the Potato Sack Race, the Enderman Stare-Off, and the Creeper Dodgeball Tournament. Winners get bragging rights, but losers get a participation trophy made out of dirt blocks.
So why waste your time trying to be a winner when you can join our Minecraft server and be a proud, card-carrying loser? Come join us and let your loser flag fly high!