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Griefer Server
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 104 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
join us if you wanna build a castle made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, because why not? we don’t follow the rules, just like how the Crown Prince does whatever he wants.
plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons, just waiting for you to find them. so come join us and let’s create chaos together, because who needs politics when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6191 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 76 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 299 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 282 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| About Marthia Nations |
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| Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe |
| Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community. |
| Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more! |
| Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around? | A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade. |
| Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer? | A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more. |
| Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations? | A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes. |
| Q: How can I join Marthia Nations? | A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above. |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.
So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9579 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage
So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 140 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!
SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.
come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 241 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.
So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9526 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
