| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1341 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
LorezMine
Griefer Server
lorezmine.aboba.host
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9186 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 201 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.
Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!
So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6178 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9419 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 8238 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 556 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2100 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6861 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6855 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9185 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6821 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8000 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3239 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8872 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8116 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2980 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.
Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8267 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!
WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4103 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Picture this: you log on and BAM, you’re surrounded by the most delicious looking blocks you’ve ever seen. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory, but with pixels instead of candy.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and wild, you’ll be laughing your butt off as you try to survive.
And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins – they’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute, and rolling on the floor laughing the next.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and feast your eyes on the most delicious Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1495 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 199 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. it was so fast, it made Usain Bolt look like a snail on a lazy sunday afternoon.
join us and be part of the epicness that is our server. we have parties every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and dance the night away. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6300 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
