LordRetirement Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	179
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7705	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Emeralds Found:	7420	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, Builder, cute, cute content, cute images, cute pictures, cute post, digital anonymity, forum thread, internet forum, Minecraft, No. 15844607, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online interaction, online platform, online posting, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore, dance therapy, depression, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, self-care, support group, Therapy, yoga

Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

adoption, Ban, BlockyBanter, discrimination, equality, FINAL, gender affirming, georgia, HOMOPHOBIC, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, legislative package, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQFree, Medical Treatment, Parliament, Propaganda, reading, RIGHTS, ruling party, same-sex marriage, Zone

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Java Jolt Server

3 drinks per day, age 37-73, cardiometabolic diseases, chronic conditions, coffee, coffee drinkers, coronary heart disease, disease prevention, health benefits, health outcomes, java, Jolt, lifestyle habits, lower risk, Medical research, moderate coffee consumption, participants, public health, research findings, Server, Stroke, study, type 2 diabetes

come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Cube World

2024.., Adventure, blocks, brand, BUILD, classic, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, French, Fun, Gaming, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, virtual

New Classic Skyblock Server! Join the brand new French Skyblock Server 2024!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ZenythMC Network

Community, custom modes, Exploration, Gens, Improvement, life steal, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, Network, one block, OneBlock, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, survival custom, Trust, ZenythMC Network

In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Isekai Wife’s Intercontinental Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, captain, command, Cultural differences, FANTASY, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Gender Roles, harem, Intercontinental, isekai, leadership, male sailors, Minecraft, power dynamics, relationships, romance, Server, Ship, Wife, Wifes

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the chaos of having your isekai wife take control of an intercontinental ship filled with rowdy male sailors! Watch as she navigates through treacherous waters, fending off sea monsters with her magical powers and keeping the sailors in line with her sharp wit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant squid bosses, mine for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly miners, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore the skies above.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	2702
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Inferior Team Wastes Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Failure, football, INFERIOR, inferior team, LOSING, Madrid, match, Minecraft, missed opportunities, resilience, setback, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, TEAM, Underdog, Upset, wasted chances, Wastes

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players, where the underdog team always ends up wasting 10 chances against the reigning champions, only to lose in the end like a bunch of noobs.

But fear not, because on our server, losing is just as fun as winning! You’ll have the chance to build insane structures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing sunglasses, who knows?).

So come join us and be prepared for the most unpredictable, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, no matter how many chances you waste, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	59

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Adopt-a-Bill Minecraft Server

AdoptaBill, adoptive family, adult responsibilities, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, familial obligations, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, household expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Minecraft, Server, shared living expenses, support system, tough choices, young adult

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful roommates who don’t contribute to the bills? Looking for a new place to call home where you won’t be taken advantage of? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more worrying about roommates mooching off of you or leaving you to foot the bill. On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight)!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a generous benefactor who will reward those who show kindness and teamwork. So come join us and see if you can earn the favor of the ghostly landlord!

Don’t be stuck in a toxic living situation, join our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can build your own future without the drama.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA

Confrontation, coworker, crass, dress code, financial hardship, financial situation, friendship, gift giving, husband’s income, materialistic, Principle, professional relationship, special day, thank you notes, vocal, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding website, WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA, white dress

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding drama! Witness the scandalous tale of a co-worker showing up to a wedding in a white dress and not even bringing a gift! Will the bride confront her friend or let it slide? Find out on our server where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a wedding you’ll never forget (even if you weren’t actually invited)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1