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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1817 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Potions Brewed: | 111 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5041 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!