LootLottery Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	123
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crops Grown:	8916
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8082	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Chimeras Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	9924	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7777	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2141
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8