LootinLlamas Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Family Servant Quest 1.21

appreciation, Bond, care, Companionship, compassion, consideration, domestic staff, Empathy, family, Gratitude, Household, Kindness, long-term commitment, loyalty, Quest, relationships, Respect, Servant, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout dis cray cray Minecraft server where you can treat dem servants like fam! I’m talkin’ ’bout buildin’ homes for ’em, feedin’ ’em virtual food, and givin’ ’em all da love and attention dey deserve!

Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!

So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

SisBF-Free Fun Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, CHANGE, Cheating, discomfort, emotional cheating, family dynamics, family gatherings, Fun, guest etiquette, Hospitality, Hosting, medication, mental health, Minecraft, moving too fast, new relationships, personal space, relationships, Server, SisBFFree, Therapy, Wedding guest

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	8079	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love blooms faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and romance, just like the soap operas your grandma used to watch. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where relationships move at the speed of light.

Witness the tale of a forbidden love between two friends, a cheating scandal, and a whirlwind romance that will leave you questioning your own love life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And don’t forget about our upcoming wedding event, where you can bring your new Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to meet the whole family. Will they approve of your pixelated partner? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might just find your own Minecraft soulmate in the process!

DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	297
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mines Excavated:	4832	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	4603
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	200	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Void Gems Collected:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

Players:	94/800	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Animals Bred:	65	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1