LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mad Man Don’s Minecraft SMP

Character, crazy, dialogue, Don, DONS, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, fictional, iconic, INSANE, INTENSE, mad, mad man, man, memorable, Minecraft, phrase, Quote, reaction, smp, Television Show, TV series

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you dare to enter a world where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is the norm.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, creepers have formed their own boy band, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Don, a player so skilled and so unpredictable that even the Ender Dragon fears him. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wolves with nothing but a stack of raw beef and a wink.

So why should you join this madness? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Where else can you build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses and have it become the server mascot?

Join us, if you dare. But be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and the laughter, and you’ll never want to leave. Welcome to the land of the mad man, where anything is possible and everything is hilarious.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, Boundaries, Cats, Communication, consequences, custody, DATING, Decision making, emotions, family, footage, Girlfriend, House, Minecraft, perspective, Pets, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Server, Siblings, Surveillance, Trust

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama or excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time I caught my brother’s girlfriend trying to sneak our cats out for a joyride! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when I caught her red-handed on our security cameras? It was like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time our neighbor’s dog tried to invade our territory and take on our feline warriors. Let’s just say it was a battle for the ages, and only the bravest survived!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to never let the cats outside. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with those fierce feline protectors!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoGFNoRoommateAllowed

apartment, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, compromise, couple, Decision making, disagreement, dynamics, Fairness, Girlfriend, living arrangement, living space, NoGFNoRoommateAllowed, personal space, relationship, Rent, roommate, sharing, Tension, Utilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roommate drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world filled with passive-aggressive tension and awkward encounters.

Are you tired of sharing your space with unwanted guests? Fear not, for on our server, you can build your own fortress and keep out any unwanted roommates or their significant others. No more Sarahs taking over your kitchen or leaving their stuff everywhere!

Join us and embark on a quest to defend your territory against invading couples looking to split the rent three ways. Will you stand your ground and protect your personal space, or will you cave under the pressure and let them take over?

So come on down to our server and show us if you have what it takes to be the ultimate roommate warrior. Just remember, in this world, it’s every man for himself (unless you’re cool with sharing your space, then you do you).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4750	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Proud10YearOld Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, Development, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Proud10YearOld, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, success

Join our Minecraft SMP and make your 10-year-old self proud by becoming the ultimate block-building master! Remember when you used to spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions? Well, now you can take your building skills to the next level and create entire kingdoms in our server!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best chicken dance impression. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that only those who can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig will be worthy enough to claim the treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show your 10-year-old self just how far you’ve come in the world of blocky adventures!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MomDadCraft or ParentalPixel

family bond, family dynamics, MomDadCraft, parent support, parent-child attachment, parent-child bonding, parent-child closeness, parent-child communication, parent-child conflict, parent-child dynamics, parent-child interaction, parent-child love, Parent-child relationship, parent-child relationship dynamics, parent-child relationship growth, parent-child respect, parent-child trust, parent-child understanding, parental connection, ParentalPixel, relationship with parents

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, fear not, because on our server, your parents will actually encourage you to play all day and night! That’s right, we have a special feature that sends messages to your parents pretending to be your teacher, telling them that playing Minecraft is actually improving your grades. So join our server and watch as your parents become your biggest supporters in your quest for blocky greatness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyPolish Minecraft Server

American politics, Civic Duty, civic responsibility, community engagement, CraftyPolish, Democracy, democracy in action, diaspora, ENGAGEMENT, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Participation, Poland, Polish Americans, Polish heritage, Politics, president, Presidential election, Server, US, Vote, voting rights

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HezbollahHavocMC

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocMC, injured, international news, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tensions, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and take down hezbollah targets just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and griefers. with at least 274 ways to die and over 1,000 ways to get injured, u’ll never get bored on this server. so come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	1540
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Buildings Constructed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3011	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CTE Craft: NFL Edition

anxiety, athlete health, brain health, brain injuries, brain trauma, chronic traumatic encephalopathy, cognitive symptoms, concussion, Craft, CTE, depression, Edition, football, former players, mental health, neurological disorders, NFL, research study, sports injuries, sports medicine, SUICIDE, treatable conditions

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.

our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.

we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.

plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	2032
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Welcome to Bud Light Craft: The Server with No Cheating, Toxicity, or Fun Allowed! Featuring KitPvP, Factions, Mini Games, and Tower Defense!

Allowed, BADLION, Beta, Bud, Cheating, Community, console, Craft, Defense, Development, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farms, Features, Featuring, Fun, gameplay, games, KitPvP, Light, Minecraft, Mini, Mods, Network, Piracy, PvP, rules, Server, strategy, Tower, Toxicity, tutorials, Updates

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and fostering a friendly community for players of all skill levels.

Allowed Clients

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion
Animations
Block Overlay
Clear Glass
CPS
Crosshair
Damage Tint
Enchant Glint
FPS
Hit Color
Item Physics
KeyStrokes
OofMod
Ping
Tab

Server IP

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! If caught using one, you will be immediately banned.

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods are not allowed on the server except for specified mods with the Badlion Client.

2. What happens if I cheat or try to hack?

Any form of cheating, including game exploits, alt accounts, or piracy, will result in an unpardonable ban.

3. Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.

4. How can I get help on the server?

Use the in-game tutorials (/warp HowToPlay) or the /help command. Do not repeatedly ask staff for help on things covered in the tutorials.

5. Is joining the Discord server necessary?

Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

Anti, AntiVaxxers, childhood illness, death, diphtheria, health crisis, herd immunity, immunization, LATVIA, medical neglect, Minecraft, Misinformation, Parental Responsibility, preventable death, preventable disease, public health, Server, Toddler, Tragedy, tragic loss, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine-preventable diseases, vaxxers

Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life dangers like diphtheria! Our server is so safe, even unvaccinated toddlers can play without fear of disease. Plus, our virtual world is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures that will make you forget all about the dangers of the real world. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to bring your diamond sword for protection against any anti-vax zombies that may try to attack!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Mines Excavated:	2172	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers

Authorship, Balls, Character development, character diversity, creativity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, foreign characters, foreigner, foreigner character, International characters, japanese, Japanese culture, Japanese literature, Japanese writers, literary criticism, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial identity, representation, smp, Stereotypes, storytelling, Writers, Writing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky and wild characters, just like the “Russian” girl from Roshidere! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with our diverse group of players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant creepers to hilarious pranks pulled by mischievous players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a boring old SMP when you can join us and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mines Excavated:	1789	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

intimate moments, MasturbateMaster420, Masturbation, Minecraft, personal pleasure, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure frequency, self pleasure habits, self pleasure practices, self pleasure routine, self release, self-care, self-exploration, self-touch, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp, solo play

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Animals Bred:	124	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyElectionFlip

analysis paralysis, Candidate, change of mind, CraftyElectionFlip, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, election, Factors, final decision, flip-flop, influence, information overload, last minute, Politics, PRESSURE, reasoning, research, uncertainty, undecided, Voting

Are you tired of boring old elections where you have to choose between the lesser of two evils? Well, our Minecraft server is like a political campaign on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind about who to vote for, just like you change your choice of candidate close to the election date. Will you stick with the tried and true candidate, or will you be swayed by outrageous promises and scandalous scandals? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the election gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote (and your pickaxe) on our server today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

Ban, Centuries, Church ban, church hierarchy, Church separation, Eastern Orthodox Church, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, religious authority, religious autonomy, religious conflict, religious freedom, religious history, Religious independence, religious oppression, Religious subservience, Russian influence, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukraine politics, Ukrainian government

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drama than Ukraine banning the Russian Orthodox Church after like, forever of bowing down to them!

We got factions beefin’ harder than two mobs fightin’ over a diamond block. You gotta pick a side and rep your crew, or else you’ll get wrecked harder than a wooden pickaxe tryin’ to mine obsidian.

And our PvP arena is more intense than a creeper sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryin’ to build a house. It’s like a battle royale, but with blocky characters and way more explosions.

Plus, our custom plugins are so wild, they’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportin’ you all over the place. Trust me, you ain’t never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come join us on this server, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the fun never stops. It’s gonna be a ride crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart, and you won’t wanna miss it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive

airstrikes, alive, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, death toll, global impact, international news, Israel, Lebanese officials, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, news report, political tensions, reasons, regional conflict, stay, strikes, Tragedy, violence, War

haha wtf that’s some serious shiz, come join our minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creeper DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. forget about real world problems and come chill with us in our virtual wonderland of madness and mayhem. let’s build some epic structures and troll each other with invisible blocks, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	6673	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.