Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
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