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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Crops Grown: 9355 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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