| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 111 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2311 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3024 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
ghost.24serv.pro:12008
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8745 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2058 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 103 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8158 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6085 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 334 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9880 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7967 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5335 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2640 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8909 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5965 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 694431 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1979 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6814 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4429 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1484 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4801 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 844 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8829 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 801136 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
