LongHaul | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Animals Bred:	148
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Buildings Constructed:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	4969	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Void Gems Collected:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3938
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3