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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 236 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Magic Items Found: | 2209 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
