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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1141 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 223 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 27 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
