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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3914 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 75 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
