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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 642 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
