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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8582 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
