Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
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we got so much fun stuff like giant flying pigs dat poop diamonds, and u can ride dem around like a boss. we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
but wait, there’s more! we have a magical potion shop where u can buy potions dat make u fly, turn invisible, or even make u do the chicken dance uncontrollably.
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