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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2643 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 377 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
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Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the elusive Herobrine shows up to do the Macarena.
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