Lonely Virgin Boomers Minecraft SMP

banned, billionaires, Bleak, Boomers, chuds, controversial, controversial opinions, Defending, Discord, fake sport, internet culture, lonely, Minecraft, Online Community, Raiders, reddit, Seething, smp, social outcasts, TOXIC, Virgin, wrestling

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about lonely virgin boomers and chuds, we’ve got a community of absolute legends who were banned from Reddit and Discord for being too spicy to handle.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defend our favorite billionaires in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build your own empire, battle against rival factions, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of misfits who are just as obsessed with a fake sport as you are? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can drop some seriously epic loot if you dare to challenge it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Towns Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	937	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Potions Brewed:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ores Mined:	8888
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5745
Crops Grown:	8349	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crops Grown:	8106
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	5765
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1327	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mines Excavated:	3702	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com