LoneJavaTriplePay Minecraft SMP

Picture this: Your boss strolls up to you at your desk, a glint in their eye and a mischievous grin on their face. They drop a bombshell on you – your salary is about to triple, but there’s a catch. You have to pack up your things and head to a remote location all by yourself for a whole year. And get this – there’s no coffee.

Now, before you start panicking and wondering if you can survive without your daily caffeine fix, let me paint a different picture for you. What if I told you that this remote location is actually a secret Minecraft SMP server, filled with the most epic builds and the craziest adventures you could ever imagine?

Forget about your boss and your lack of coffee – on this server, you’ll be building towering castles, exploring mysterious dungeons, and battling fierce mobs alongside a community of fellow players who are just as wild and wacky as you are.

So, are you willing to trade in your office chair for a diamond pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft journey? Trust me, the tripled salary will be the least of your worries once you dive into the madness of this SMP.

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  • Tectonic

    Tectonic

    Tectonic Minecraft Server

    FeaturesDescription
    Vote PartyPlayers can participate in vote parties for rewards.
    In-game economyEarn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
    CratesUnlock crates for random rewards.
    MinigamesEnjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
    Player warps & shopsCreate personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
    Custom enchantsUnique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

    Join our Minecraft server right now!

    Java IP: Tectonic.lol

    Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

    Port: 25565

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

    We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
    Are there rules on the server?Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
    Can I invite my friends to the server?Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
    Are there staff members available for help?Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

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  • MineCraftMoneyWoes

    MineCraftMoneyWoes
    Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

    So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

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  • EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

    EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP
    Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

    But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

    So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

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  • Minecraft2020s LOLz

    Minecraft2020s LOLz
    Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

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  • NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

    NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server
    lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

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