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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1180	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	2672	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Emeralds Found:	7942

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	6287	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	7652
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8726	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Items Found:	7708

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	750	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Items Found:	4480	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	4226	Secret Passages Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	103/500	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5