Lone SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HangryCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	5217
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your precious resources! Just like how this player had to lock up their food to prevent it from being stolen, you can lock up your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear in our secure vaults!

Join us for a wild adventure where you never have to worry about someone sneaking into your base and stealing your hard-earned loot. Our community is filled with friendly players who respect each other’s belongings, unless of course, you forget to lock up your chests – then all bets are off!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your valuables like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground base filled with stolen cookies and coffee creamer – just kidding (or are we?)!

MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy

Corruption, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, exit, federal government, government accountability, government oversight, government transparency, hard drives, Information Security, Musk, MuskCraft2028, political ethics., Politics, presidential term, scandal, security breach, sensitive information, strategy, Technology, trump, Trump administration, Trumps

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Votes:	9017	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed and more scandalous than a Musk rocket launch? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself would be shaking in his oversized suit.

Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).

With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.

So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, control, Democracy, Diplomacy, EliteCraft, European elite, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Server, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TrumpTailsMC

authoritarianism, Diplomacy, DOMINANCE, European politicians, european union, foreign policy, global politics, influence, international relations, Manipulation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Submission, trump, Trump administration, TrumpTailsMC, united states, wag their tails, world leaders

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magic Items Found:	5276	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	858	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animated, Australian, Australian culture, Bingo, Bingos, Bluey, cartoon, Characters, children’s show, Dogs, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, humor, Minecraft, parenting, Popular, preschool, Siblings, TV series, unrealistic

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	910079
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!

GeoquestMC

Earth, Economy, Empire, Factions, Geopolitical, GeoquestMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Star Shards Collected:	210	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!

Join us at geoquestmc.com

geoquestmc.com

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

100, Anarchy, Bases, best map, betray, BROKE, cash prize, Chaotic Admins, Cheats, Connect, Discord, Door, Friend, Ip:, lavacasts, Lawless MC, Pigman, rule, semi anarchy, Streamer, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
Best map among minecraft servers
$100 cash prize for top streamer

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
How do I connect to the server?	Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

Fauna’s Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, adaptation, Animal Behavior, Behavior, biology, conservation, Copy, Echoes, Environment, Evolution, Fauna, Faunas, follow, Footsteps, imitate, learning, mimic, Nature, Observation, replicate, study, Traits, wildlife

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	New Chunks Explored:	332975
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	5368	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like that time when Fauna tried to ride a pig off a cliff!

I heard this server has like, magical powers or something. Like, you can turn into a unicorn and fly around shooting rainbow lasers at creepers.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. I heard even the Ender Dragon busts a move on the dance floor!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spud.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive partner, arseholes, Budget, close friends, cousins, DEBT, Etiquette, family, Fiance, Grandparents, guest list, immediate family, in-laws, Invitations, long-term partners, Minecraft, Partners, Prioritizing, relationships, selfish, Server, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! We promise not to invite your crazy aunt or your cousin’s new partner who you’ve never even met.

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Our budget-friendly server can accommodate up to 70 players, so you can invite all your immediate family and close friends without breaking the bank.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not inviting your MIL’s awful partner. In fact, we encourage it! Because who needs toxic people ruining the vibe on your special day?

So come on over and join us for a drama-free wedding celebration like no other. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion instead? Let’s build some memories together!

Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Star Shards Collected:	117
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2912	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1831	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Spears Created:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Animals Bred:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	859	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Towns Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.

Mystic Zen Realms 1.21

asian women, biological imperatives, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional distress, identity crisis, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mystic, Obsession, Psychosis, Realms, self reflection, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, support systems, Therapy, Trauma, zen

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	480
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the clutches of Asian women and your crazy biological urges, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.

Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?

Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!

SleepCraftersGuild

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Empathy, flexibility, Focus, mental health, mood, partner, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Respect, Routine, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, SleepCraftersGuild, Understanding, work

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Votes:	1750
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	215
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sleep schedules and respecting boundaries! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any partner drama like sleeping on the couch.

Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.

So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.

Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	7254	Runes Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10