LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	2596
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	8526
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	53	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	122
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crops Grown:	9391	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	210	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Mines Excavated:	1828	Rainbows Spotted:	7

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	6170	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8212
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	144175
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	7008

play.yomnetwork.ca