LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2419	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Potions Brewed:	163
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Runes Activated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Emeralds Found:	6547
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8980	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2763	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	6661	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net