LOLswordChads Minecraft Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2149
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	135	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magic Items Found:	4616
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Gods Slained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	281
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4695
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crops Grown:	2155
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	1891
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Villages Defended:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	248	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1