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More and More Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a twisted version of reality where women are the ones taking charge! That’s right, you’ll see women mowing the lawn, changing the oil in cars, and even drilling out and screwing on outdoor night lights while their husbands pass them screws like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us for a wild ride where gender roles are flipped upside down and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server? So come on in and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Welcome to the server among the as server of Minecraft

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The owner of the “Welcome to the server among as” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

amongushazN.aternos.me:48570

Cube vs PS2 Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience more exclusive than the features missing from the GameCube version of Def Jam Fight For NY!

Join us and revel in the glory of having only one voice for your character – because who needs variety when you can have monotony, am I right? Plus, enjoy the thrill of missing out on eight epic music tracks, because who needs a full soundtrack when you can just hum to yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server takes the lack of light blur effect to a whole new level, making your characters and arenas look like they’re stuck in a perpetual state of confusion. And don’t even get us started on the reduced crowds in certain arenas – who needs a cheering audience when you can just fight in awkward silence?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, get ready for some super compressed textures that will make you question whether you’re playing Minecraft or a pixelated nightmare. So come join us on our server for a gaming experience that’s so outrageous, it’ll make you wonder why you ever played on anything else!

Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are tougher, the loot is crazier, and the adventures are out of this world!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of exploding. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive events like the “Eighth Dawn” extravaganza where players can ride on magical flying llamas and battle against evil unicorns for a chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get me started on the “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” questline, where you can become a legendary hero and save the world from an army of evil rabbits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who needs boring old vanilla servers when you can have this level of insanity?

Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.

Survival on YouTube server Minecraft

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The owner of the “Survival on YouTube” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

SurvivalYoutuberXra2.aternos.me

Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Don’t believe us? Just check out the link above for proof that our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

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Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the President of your own virtual country! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, now you can make important decisions like what color to paint the White House in your Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures as you compete for the title of Llama Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Ladbrokes Players Minecraft SMP Championship Finals Day 3

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like the Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals meets Butlin’s Minehead resort, but with a twist – instead of darts, we’re throwing pickaxes at creepers!

Join us for the quarter-finals where players like Mike De Decker and Luke Littler battle it out in epic best of 19 legs matches. Watch as Scott Williams takes on Ross Smith in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! The evening session features the PDC Winmau World Youth Championship final, where Dutch duo Gian van Veen and Jurjen van der Velde go head-to-head for the ultimate title. Who will emerge victorious in this intense battle of youth and skill?

Tune in to our coverage starting at 12:45pm GMT on ITV4, and don’t miss the evening session at 7:00pm for the semi-finals and final showdown. It’s going to be a block-busting event you won’t want to miss!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you watch Luke Humphries take on Ryan Joyce in a battle to the death, all while building your own epic creations and surviving in a world filled with monsters and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crops Grown:	8947
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	156	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3999
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crops Grown:	2777	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1090	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7123	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1