LOLmegaCraft – The Ultimate Block Busters

Aggie archive, BLOCK, Busters, Check rank & stats, Check ranked match history, Custom Games Sheet, Final Omega Strikers Updates, Latest Balance Patch, Launch Trailer, LOLmegaCraft, Lore Friendly League, Mega dump of emotes, New Character Mako, Official full OST, Omega Strikers, omg Cup #1, omg Cup #2, omg Cup #3, omg Cup tournament replays, Previous thread, Steam page, Ultimate

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Emeralds Found:	6774	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of battling Final Omega Strikers in epic showdowns that will test your skills and courage! – Dive into a world filled with emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind! – Get the latest scoop on balance patches and new characters like Mako, who will shake up the game like never before! – Watch replays of our legendary /omg/ Cup tournaments, where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights! – Check your rank and stats to see how you stack up against the competition, and track your match history to relive your greatest victories! – Explore our custom games sheet and Aggie archive for even more madness and mayhem!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8212
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crops Grown:	3313
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
New Chunks Explored:	439890	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	0

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	138

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Towns Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	647912
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4980	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	275	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Votes:	8699	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7229	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Emeralds Found:	8100
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.