Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9872
Potions Brewed:	175	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	608832
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Alien Abductions:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	4238	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magic Items Found:	1795

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2077
Secret Passages Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchantments Applied:	248	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Votes:	4584	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	280
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	2196	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2397
Emeralds Found:	8346	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7246
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Votes:	7075
Dimension Hops:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Potions Brewed:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8707	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.