LOLcrafters Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!

AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	134
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Animals Bred:	85	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Towns Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	168
Astral Projections Made:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Star Shards Collected:	175	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!