LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	6022
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1490
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
New Chunks Explored:	11558	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Void Gems Collected:	19

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Animals Bred:	127	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	665330
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	5

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2902	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net