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Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8851	Farms Harvested:	824
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	374915
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	47	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Star Shards Collected:	227	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3849	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Votes:	5462
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9576	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8877
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Animals Bred:	169
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2609
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	6690	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	4269
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Emeralds Found:	965
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

Players:	92/700	Votes:	3914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1