LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

Amateur, bad graphics, Casual Gaming, free to play, frustrating, indie game, lackluster, LolCraft, low quality., mediocre, mindless entertainment, Minecraft, MOBA, multiplayer, online gaming, repetitive gameplay, Server, shitty, shitty moba, time killer, time sink, Ultimate, unbalanced, unpolished, video games, wasting time

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Farms Harvested:	211	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6665	Potions Brewed:	195
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9362	Buildings Constructed:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Crops Grown:	2832
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2796
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Star Shards Collected:	127	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Votes:	3049	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zombie Dances:	5

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Towns Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.