LOLcraft: The Smithsonian Rejects Relics Server

000 years ago, 30, 5.., amazon forest, Ancient City, Anons, Civilization, criticism, discovery, Göbekli Tepe, heavy criticism, History, Independent Archeologists, LolCraft, Modern Archeologists, Origins, rejects, Relics, Save, science fiction, scientists, Server, smithsonian, Smithsonian Archeological Institution, TRUE ORIGINS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the mainstream archeologists trying to cover up our true origins? Well, fear not, because on our server, we are dedicated to uncovering the REAL history of civilization! Join us as we dig deep into the virtual world to discover ancient civilizations that date back over 30,000 years! Who needs the Smithsonian when you have us uncovering the secrets of Göbekli Tepe and ancient cities in the Amazon rainforest? So come on, join our server and help us save our history from those pesky modern archeologists! Let’s show them that the truth is out there, in the world of Minecraft!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7945
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	79

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	907569
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Votes:	1533	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4293	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mines Excavated:	3702	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Star Shards Collected:	165
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9166
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	2467	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4860

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	132	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com