LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ores Mined:	3399
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	1874	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Towns Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Emeralds Found:	6640	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mines Excavated:	1577	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ores Mined:	1530
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2098
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crops Grown:	5452	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!