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UnlikableSteveMC SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	124
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Void Armor Forged:	29

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4855
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3467	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

Players:	103/600	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Votes:	6702
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Items Found:	7851