LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SuperPowerCraft

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unlock the superpower of infinite diamond mining! No more digging for hours on end, just snap your fingers and watch the diamonds roll in. But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility…and possibly a few jealous creepers trying to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies, swooping down on unsuspecting players and leaving them in awe of your feathered grace. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you the power of invincibility. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a blocky golden pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what other crazy powers and adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4183	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6311
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MandarinCraft – Currency Crisis Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we accept mandarins instead of money cuz why not? russia is all about that fruity currency life now. imagine trading in your diamonds for a juicy mandarin, it’s the new wave, trust us. plus, we have a secret underground mandarin farm where you can harvest your own currency. but be warned, the mandarins are guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to commands in russian. so brush up on your language skills before entering our citrus-filled paradise. join now for a truly unique and zesty minecraft experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mutant Fossil Fun

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossils that might be like, totally mutated and not even real! like, who knows what kind of crazy creatures you might discover in our world, maybe a dino with wings or a spider with a unicorn horn! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a totally awesome way. so come on and join us for some wacky adventures and see what kind of weird and wonderful things you can uncover. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

✨ Aeltheria, where you can pretend to have a real job in a virtual town, all in Java 1.20.4!

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Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanilla generation is also available in Vanalia.
	Choose from various jobs such as Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs with their own stories and quests to offer.
Unique Fish Textures	Discover nearly 200 custom fishing textures and collect special items through fishing.
Earnable Premium Currency	Earn Petals through gameplay activities or purchase them for cosmetic changes.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Add cosmetic wraps to your gear for a personal touch.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store mined or broken items and expand storage options as you rank up.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase plushies with Petals to collect adorable items.

And that’s just the beginning! Aeltheria features a player-driven economy, auctions, custom titles, and more. Join the adventure!

Join Us Now:

Server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/qhK4Cf7wFb
Website: aeltheria.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play in both custom and vanilla generated worlds?	Yes, you can choose to explore both types of worlds within Aeltheria.
How can I earn Petals?	You can earn Petals through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games.
Are custom titles permanent?	Yes, once you earn a custom title, it is permanent and can be displayed in-game.
Can I trade plushies with other players?	Yes, plushies purchased with Petals can be traded with other players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Enchantments Applied:	182	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Endermen are like “whoa, that’s crazy!”

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling against players from all over the world. Build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and show off your PvP skills in epic battles that will leave you saying “Ghast dang, that was intense!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the IDF is banning talk of it because they know once you join, you’ll be unstoppable. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Zenless Zone Minecraft SMP – Zero General

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?)

Embark on the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you’ll face challenges so intense, you’ll be sweating IRL. Watch our Devs go Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, it’s like a rap battle but with coding.

Meet our Agents, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who are so skilled at Minecraft, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo where you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft.

Join us for upcoming events like the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade, where you’ll fight off zombie chickens and mutant cows. And don’t miss the Overlord’s Feast where you’ll dine on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples and diamond-encrusted cake.

Redeem our codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for exclusive in-game goodies that will make your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world at our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pickaxe or two.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DeadbeatDadBlameGame

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and stir up some serious virtual drama!

Join us and meet players who make questionable life choices, just like your friend who decided to date a total bum. Watch as they try to support their partner’s “streamer dreams” while you build your dream castle.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of single moms on the server who can commiserate with your friend about the struggles of raising a child with a deadbeat dad. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a virtual world to escape to?

But be warned, things can get heated on our server. You might find yourself in the middle of a virtual showdown at the local virtual coffee shop, confronting your friend’s ex’s new girlfriend who works as a virtual barista. It’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a mix of drama, humor, and questionable life choices, come join us! Just remember, sometimes the virtual drama can hit a little too close to home.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BoomerCraft SMP

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You know you’re getting old when you start reminiscing about the good ol’ days of Minecraft, when you used to spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs. But fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. Our community is full of quirky characters, from a talking parrot who gives out sage advice to a mischievous enderman who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary legend of the legendary legend. Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our world lies a mythical creature known as the Diamond Dragon, who guards a hoard of precious gems beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face this fearsome foe and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DebateCraft: Fact Check Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted pork chop, and a community of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

S’moreCraft – The Original Toasty Server

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like beyonce on a friday night. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a squad of rebellious chickens armed with golden swords.

our server is so lit that even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines, complete with disco balls made of redstone. you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil mobs with enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. who needs reality when you can have a slice of pure madness in our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Voxirealm | Vanilla Survival | Minecraft server just opened

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Voxirealm – Vanilla server without a huge number of plugins. Our motto is “The whole world is in the hands of the players,” because we allow the majority to decide the fate of the world on the server. We are for a transparent system of administration and privileges, so any decision of administrators can be challenged. We are for the pleasure of players on the server, and not for primitive siphoning of money.

BE SURE TO GO TO DISCORD AND APPLY FOR THE WHITELIST!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5856	Players Killed by Monsters:	585
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8441	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where Pandas Rule & Experiments Fail. Creaky & Colorful with a Side of Friendly Chaos! No Vanilla!

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Server Information:
Server Name:	Pandamium Snapshot Server
Description:	An experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.
IP:	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version:	24w40a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.2 / 1.22)
Discord:	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website:	https://www.pandamium.com/

Overview:

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Features:

TPA
Homes
Mailing
Discord-to-Minecraft chat link
Ranks
Mini blocks
Mob heads for every mob in the game and variants
Custom advancements

FAQ:

1. How often does the server update to new snapshots?

The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.

2. How many players are typically online?

The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.

3. Is the overworld and nether ever reset?

The End is reset every month, but the overworld and nether are never reset.

4. What mods or data packs are used on the server?

The server uses Carpet and Lithium for performance, a mod for linking Discord and Minecraft servers, and various data packs for additional features.

5. Can I join multiple towns and participate in a diamond-based trading economy?

Yes, there are multiple towns to join with a diamond-based trading economy.

6. Are there any server events or activities?

The server hosts watch parties for Minecraft Live and a monthly enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs.

7. How can I contact the server staff for assistance?

You can contact the helpful staff team on the server or Discord for any issues or requests.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WaveCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: You’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a legendary Resonator that will guide you on your quest to greatness. But beware, because lurking in the shadows is the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, ready to challenge you to an epic battle for supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before. And don’t forget to sign in for our Gifts of Sea Breeze event, where you’ll receive amazing rewards just for logging in every day.

Feeling social? Join our Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event and team up with other players to take down powerful foes. And if you need a break from all the action, check out our collection of hilarious emotes to add some flair to your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wuthering Waves today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	193
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Phone Number Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground roller coaster that only the coolest players know about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that roams the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous prankster, Steve the Enderman. He’s been known to steal players’ blocks and replace them with pink wool just for laughs. So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if all that isn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or cheat. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond boots.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockPartyBanned

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Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.