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Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crops Grown:	9941
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	4771	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	225
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6371	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Items Found:	5443	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Emeralds Found:	7224	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6310
Dragons Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ores Mined:	2562
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.