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Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Animals Bred:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Enchantments Applied:	274

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9492
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	422
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	56	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Void Armor Forged:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9053	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crops Grown:	9777
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9664	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Towns Built:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8860	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.