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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2438 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 121 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!